Mama Mako Strikes Again!
So cute~
(Source: the-golden-hall, via desynchronization)
SOMETHING BAD HAPPENS:
Normal people: Oh no! We're all gonna die!
Conspiracy theorists: ALIENS!
Doctor Who fandom: Oh, this is bad. This is extremely not very good.
Sherlock fandom: Not my division.
Merlin fandom: There's only one explanation- SORCERY!
Disney fandom: THE KINGDOM IS LOST!
Star Wars fandom: I have a bad feeling about this.
Harry Potter fandom: FUCK, HARRY FORGOT A HORCRUX!
Glee fandom: Thanks a lot, RIB!
Supernatural fandom: GET THE SALT!!!
Homestuck fandom: DAMN YOU HUSSIE
Durarara!! fandom: IIIIIIZAAAAAAYAAAAAAAA!!!
South Park fandom: Screw you guys, I'm going home.
DC fandom: I'm batman.
Xiaolin Showdown fandom: A thousand years of darkness!
Prince of Tennis fandom: Did Tezuka kill the dinosaurs again?
Once-ler fandom: How bad can it be?
Loco-Roco fandom: MOJYA MOJYA! D:
Patapon fandom: PON PON PATA PON!! D:< PON PATA PON PATA DDD:
Hello!Project fandom: IT'S ALL TSUNKU'S FAULT.
Avengers fandom: TIME TO KICK LOKI'S BUTT AGAIN...
Devil may Cry Fandom: SPARDAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!
Silent Hill Fandom: Hey have you seen a little girl?
Resident Evil fandom: Hey, it's up to us to take down
Assassin's Creed fandom: TEMPLARS!
So me and mirrorneuron were roleplaying on phone and this happened...
Naruto: I know I promised I'd bring you back Teme but I realize now that it's impossible. Bye,now.
Sasuke: The fuck? Dobe! You were supposed to chase me till we have that epic battle and kill each other and stuff.
Naruto: Meh. I realized after 500 some chapters your avenging ass is not worth it. And I miss Sakura-chan's tits. There, I said it. Imma be the Hokage and marry Sakura and have children (preferably with her green eyes, but not the pink hair). Ok? Are we all good? And you and your relatives who all seem to be obsessed with you can all go and SUCK IT. I'm tired of this shit. Can we all just relax and have ramen now?
Sasuke: Did you know I watched you for like 5 hours when you were unconscious in the Valley of the End? I was close enough to kiss you -you smell really good by the way, how the fuck do you manage that despite all the blood and grime?- it was so gay a lot of fangirls died from blood loss. And then I saw you 2,5 years after and wow, dude, you've gotten HOT; that was why I got so close to you when there was no need. Anyway, if we get to the point...
Sasuke: I LOVE YOU, REVIVE THE UCHIHA CLAN WITH ME!
Naruto: No dude, NO! You missed the Naruto-train-of-awesomeness. I don't need this much drama. You can take this middleschool-I'll-pull-the-ponytails-of-the-girl-I-like-attitude and stick it up Kabuto's sorry ass. Ok? I don't care anymore. There are plenty of nice girls in the village (Sakura, Hinata..) and even after that I'd rather fuck Sai (that would still make the fangirls happy, so there's that we don't need your emo ass around Konoha).
Naruto: AND HOW CAN WE EVEN REVIVE THE CLAN YOU BRAINLESS DIPSHIT? DID YOU HAVE A VAGINA THAT WE WERE NOT AWARE OF THIS WHOLE TIME? CUZ THAT WOULD CERTAINLY EXPLAIN YOUR CONSTANT PMS'ING BEHAVIOUR! WHAT DID PEDOMARU TRICK YOU WITH? CHOCOLATE TO SOOTH YOUR UTERUS AND MINDFUCKED BRAIN?!
Sasuke: I have snakes, man. That's all I can say. Snakes. Imagine the thinngs we can do. *wink wink**nudge nudge* And if you are up for it we can have a threesome with Sai so you can compare our performance -you will prefer mine I'm sure- and DON'T REMIND ME OF MY TIME WITH OROCHOMARU! -though I learned a lot of things that we can put to good use. AND YOU CAN USE SEXY NO JUTSU FOR 9 MONTHS! DOESN'T THAT TRANSFORM THE WHOLE BODY, USURATONKACHI? Hell, if you are not up for it I can use sexy no jutsu -I even have UKE in my name- But with your chakra supply it would be easier, though I'm not particularly picky.
Sasuke: JUST COME AND GET ME SO I CAN PLAY HARD TO GET BUT COME WITH YOU TO KONOHA WHERE WE'LL REVIVE UCHIHA CLAN!
Sasuke: You are in denial dobe. Not only you are obviously gay you are also madly in love with me. Why did you beg for me to be pardoned? Why do you hug your pillow thinking of me, like a lovesick teenage girl? Even when I threaten your precious village, you are still unwilling to kill me. You love me, usuratonkachi, just admit it. You can't live in denial forever. (And fuck you, using sexy no jutsu is a pretty great idea) REVIVE THE UCHIHA CLAN WITH ME DAMNIT!
Naruto: OH.MY.GOD. SASGAY, STOP IT WITH THE CLAN REVIVING TALK. NO. JUST NO. I WON'T SAY "I'VE BEEN IN LOVE WITH YOU SINCE THE FIRST CHAPTER." I WON'T TELL YOU "I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR ABOUT TEN GODDAMN YEARS FOR YOU TO DROP THE BITCHY ACT SO THAT WE CAN RIDE OUR SUPER FAST NINJA UNICORNS OVER CHAKRA RAINBOWS.".
Naruto: Just no.
Sasuke: You will though. Because I'm the most precious person in your life. And I'm a god in bed.
Naruto: Where is everyone? Weren't we in the middle of a war?
Sasuke: I knew the hair thing would convince you. Heh. As for where everyone is, they are obviously waiting for us to finish this conversation, and preferably make out, and even more preferably fuck each other's brains out. They won't do anything before we turn to them and acknowledge their existence. Don't you know how anime/mangas work usuratonkachi?
Sasuke: And your hard to get act won't last long, we both know. You don't even have the emo hair, your whole appearance and behaviour practically screams "I'M KIND AND GENTLE AND FORGIVE ANYONE AND RIDE TOWARDS THE SUNSET WITH THEM WHILE RAINBOWS COME OUT OF OUR ASSES."
Naruto: Just so you know, it wasn't the hair nor it was your ridiculous outfit -although I've been itching to get you out of that stupid bow thing since you changed clothes in shippuden-. You are my best friend dude and I made a promise. Also, it's not like I can become Hokage if I can't even bring you back.
Naruto: Emotional speech over. Sasuke. You are so gay you should have wings. Like bloodline-limit ones.
Sasuke: Yeah, I know. It's the fact that you are madly, I mean MADLY in love with me but they are also a part of it. And we can do a lot of exciting things with the said wings, you up for it?
Naruto: I give up. Let's go have kinky ninja sex.
Sasuke: You know, we can even fuck on the ceiling using our chakra.
Naruto: I was gonna suggest more extreme places like the top of the Hokage Mountain or top of the statues in the Valley of the End but...whatever floats your boat.
Sasuke: Oh, cool. I'll just get the lube and condoms. And those are given, dobe. We can't die before fucking there.
Naruto: It feels like we are forgetting something...Something important.
Sasuke: What? You mean the war that's going on to determine everybody's future? Who cares? Just fuck me.
Darthsunshine: This conversation is so going on tumblr. It's usually Sasuke that's in denial in fics but I think Naruto in denial is a hilarious concept.
Mirrorneuron: Do the honours my dear. I think Naruto in denial makes more sense, even. He's too naive and oblivious.
Dartsunshine: Yeap, although he is portrayed so sure of himself and his love for Sasuke in fics.
Mirrorneuron: Are we awesome or not?
Mirrorneuron: This is what I want most in life you know. A partner that I could do this with constantly.
Darthsunshine: Yeeeeesss, a man that would be willing to roleplay anime and try all kinds of freaky things...
Dartsunshine: I'm afraid this sexual frustration is gonna kill me before I reach the prime of my power of youth. Yosh!
Mirrorneuron: The worst way to go, man...
(Source: former-tres-neliel)
(Source: kanorin)
